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01/04
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Transcript= "Yo what’s up moneygrubs, this is the stockroach, coming at you on january 2 2000 and 2020 to say stockadoodledoo to the new year! Uhhh I’m here to give you some money advice, talk about how to infest your investments, you know, let me clean up my desktop real quick, get that out of the way…

Um so I was just thinking you know, it's a new year, it's a time of new beginnings, we’ve got- we got new years eve and then they put new year's day right next to it which is cool. We got the lunar new year, we got um... we got the martin luther king new year, we got all kinds of new stuff has happening so i thought its, this is a good time for me, you know, i’ve made, I’ve made so much money in my career and i thought it's time for me now to give something back so you know, the STOCK ROACH.

Um, I’ve basically created this channel to, like, teach you how you can be successful like me, you know, get a little coin on your back maybe, if you’re lucky, do some thought bubbles, you know. Makes, just make some money, in general. Um, so let’s see what's on the agenda for episode num- umm, sorry - let’s see what's on the - let’s see what's on the episode today for - episode number one we got stockroach ep one, that’s right thats me, um, episode one.

So, the two things on the agenda today, number one, happy new year, stockadoodledoo, think i already covered that one. Um, and number two is probably the main subject, uh, regarding investments and uh, making money, getting money etcetera and vice versa which is Cash Money Introduction.

Um, so let's go ahead to, wh- “what is cash?” Now this is a question I- I give a lot of investing invite- advices, in to my friends, they ask me how to do it, whats-... So, one of the questions that I get pretty often is ‘What is Cash’ cause maybe you think you know but do you know the definition, now the definition of cash is actually three questions that you can ask. Can you hold it, can you fold it and can you spend it, and now some people are like ‘hey man in my country, you know, we use coins’ or whatever and like that’s fine, that’s your country but, so for the United States cash definition is hold it, fold it, spend it; if you’re like a coin country maybe its, you know, hold it, roll it, spend it, which maybe in your language that sounds great! Um, but in english, fold it, uh, rhymes with hold it and I- I just love that, its so- it’s so good. Um, so that’s what cash is. The other question a lot of my colleagues, you know, i’m a little old for friends now, but what my colleagues ask me is ‘what are the pros and cons of cash’ and tech-, when you break it down, what the pros and cons are is, they are the advantages and the disvantag- uh, th-, y-you know, and the bo- they’re both of them, its both of these two categories, so what are, uh, what are those two categories. Basically, well, let’s write down some ideas. Uh, so the- dis-, the advantages of cash. Uh, well number one obviously is that you can take it anywhere that you want to go. Uh, another advantage of cash is that you can put it anywhere that you want to go, like for example, pocket, uhhh, hand is popular, desk, um, kinda old school but you could do the mattress thing- I don’t personally do the mattress thing, that’s more like, you know, maybe my grandparents generat- or my parents generation or something, but li- I’m a big fan of pocket, uh desk, um, between books is popular also.

One of the dis- uhh, van- *sigh*, one of, -ges is um, the main thing is security. The security of a dollar bill is not as good as it used to be because um, I actually didn’t- I didn’t know about this until somebody told me about it so a lot- a lot of people don’t know about this but um, if a criminal, uhh, looks at the number on the dollar bill, they can memorize it and if you memorize the number, you can actually go to the bank and you can get a new dollar bill printed of that number as a replacement which, makes the original dollar bill invalid so if you put it in a, for example, a vending machine or a cash register, it spits it right back out. Th- This is a very big problem when you’re dealing with the security uhh uh uh, of the cash- of a cash dollar, as opposed to what you could call a digital, uh online banking figure. Um, but i have a technique for protecting my dollar bills, which is basically to take a dollar bill, so um, I can’t- I obviously can’t put a dollar bill on the screen so im gonna get an image- uh, ima get an image of a dollar bill, uhh, to- yeah, dollar bill- images, *sigh*, and for example the both- a both sides dollar i could take, so, if you open the image, and you copy the image, and then you paste the im- it’s a little large as you can see, but the part that we need only, I’ll make it a little bigger, the part that we need is the number here. So, this is the security breach uh, and technically what you need to do is you cover that up. Now, i’m gonna be doing it digitally, here, for example, but properly, what you wanna do is you would want to use a permanent marker, I recommend permanent rather than digital, in this case i think digital is- and then i- I can draw on this one too. So digital is not as good this is just for the purposes of the pr- of the pr- pres- (continued stammering)- presentation, I definitely recommend uh, doing permanent. Now the problem with permanent marker is that then you can’t see the number and if you, yourself ever need to reprint uh, a dollar bill for example at a bank, for security reasons, you will not have access to that number so what i always do is I- I write it down in a different place, like I always write it here on Microsoft Word. Um, some people use the blue and white version of Microsoft Word, I always use the yellow version cause it's right here, it’s easy to access, you just click on it which is, you know, its- other versions it’s different steps. Um, but I always keep a list of the numbers, ummm there we go, yeah all my dollar bill numbers, so that i have them listed out um, but like obviously i shouldn’t show any of these to you so I’m gonna oh fu--

um… okay, sorry.

So obvi- okay so what, what you’re seeing now, um, I didn’t mean to delete them but now as you can see I have my hand over the screen so it- it’s covering them up so I’m not gonna show them to anybody who’s watching? Um, so if you see a hand on the screen don’t worry it’s not like a virus it's just, you know, it’s my hand covering up the screen. Um, and yeah so I record all of my numbers, now that we’ve seen this I’m going to ‘X’ the numbers, and we’re fine so, it- it’s not as hard as you think to, first of all, undo the delete after you delete uh, a number, which is good- a good thing, and to stay safe. Um, so let's look at our agenda, what we have, so the conclusion, um, yknow- yo- you can- you can click to add text, you can- you can- you can conclude in your own way. Um, for example for me, the conclusion, it- its first of all, uh, definition of cash of- is part of it, um and then security of cash was a big thing today, uh, un- undoing the delete if- if it becomes a problem for you personally. Um, and uh I would say first of all and last of all, use permanent, not digital- and uh, I think if i could leave you with one last little thing it’s uh, STOCKADOODLEDOO.

Alright so yeah what’s up I’m the Stockroach um, I’m gonna be doing this every- every week for- for- for a couple years uhh, yeah, stick around; like and subscribe uh, lemme know if you have comments, if you have opinions, if you disagree with me, if you wanna debate like that's fine, i just don’t - i don’t like swears on my page so try to keep it less, you know, keep the swears out but anyway, yeah thats it stockadoodledoo!"

01/10
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Transcript= "Stockadoodledoo moneygrubs! Stockroach episode two coming up!

Um, so i’m really excited, i got some really good stuff for you you can probably see it on the powerpoint here um, but before i get to this- this stuff, I just wanna say something really important and that is thank you because I put up my first video, I had no idea this would happen but in only three days of being up there, um, we got over 62 views, which is- that's like more people than in my whole cl- uh, my- my whole office at work, you know, when I used to- when I used to go to work. Uh, so I’m real, real proud of that and uh, I wanted to commemorate that and thank you all by doing something special so I actually updated my desktop here, lemme show you, um... there it is! so, took a picture of the video and you can see it says 62 views right there, January 4th um, so like, I know it sounds impossible but if you don’t believe me just look at the- the evidence is on my desktop here.

Um, and I was thinking about (‘th’ stammering) that like uh since uh, you know this is- this is becoming kind of a big deal I gotta get a little more professional, so, I did something else really special, uh, i’m excited to- one sec- I’m excited to share this with you guys. Um, I actually wrote an opening theme song for uh, the stockroach, so… let's check it out… oh, um, think it's in quickt-... um, here I think… (music) yeah… Oh sorry that was a, that was a bad take sorry.

[chaotic music]

um, sorry i’m just trying to find a good take real quick, this’ll take a second…

[more chaotic music]

...okay...

[actual theme plays]

yeah, yeah that’s my favorite part ‘stockado’- like you can’t, it’s like one of those songs like you can’t hear it without singing along right. Um, anyway so, ah, let me close these, I’m gonna make sure I actually close them this time cause I don’t know what happened last time. You know how it is when you’re recording it takes uh, sometimes it takes like two or three takes to get it right so, that’s what happened to me and um, let’s uh, let’s go to the powerpoint.

So episode two stockadoodle do’s and stockadoodle don’ts. Uh, these are two things to keep in mind when you are investing. If you’re thinking about doing something, doing um, an action or doing a thing, uh, you definitely want to think about is it a stockadoodle do or a stockadoodle don’t. Uh my other nights are that overnight in only three days uhh, we received over 62 views on the video so once again, uh, thank you very much and uh, let's see what our first stockadoodle do or don’t, is.

Um, work or a job, um, is this a stockadoodle do or a stockadoodle don’t? Le- oh shoot- um, I have to get my, I had some, sorry- I had something else prepared… uh… okay cause we’re making this a little game now so, if its a stockadoodle do, you’ll get the stockadoodle do sound and if it's a stockadoodle don’t- you get the uh, you get the idea, so um, here we go.

So working or a job, um, a couple of the checkmarks uh, items would be that when you do this, you get money. Definitely a- a- a plus, a check mark sign, um, another plus way is that working is the usual way uh, to get money, it’s kind of traditional and a lot of people would maybe put that as a ‘no-no’ but for me, it’s a good- it’s, it’s good that its usual, I think doing things the normal way is a lot of times a good thing. Uh, moms and dads; a lot of moms and dads work and a lot of people love their moms and dads, um, you know, a lot of people prefer one or the other but most people love them both so, if your moms and dads are doing something uh, it can’t be a bad thing to do. Now the, on-on the X side of the- of the equation, uh, working is a little old fashioned. It’s definitely not uhh, you know the cutting edge way of making money. So when we add all these up together you can see that it’s uh, you know, three- three green and uh, one red so i’m gonna go and call- go ahead and call this one a uh, “[music] stockadoodledoooo”. Yeah, that's the stockadoodle-do so lemme, sorry, stockadoodledoo.

Um, after work/job we get one that I get a lot of uh, inquiries about from my colleagues, my mentor- my people- my mentor- young, the- the person that i’m a mentor to, um, which is stealing. Um, people are interested in stealing these days and I understand the appeal because once again similar to working or a job, you get money. Um, and the really good thing about stealing is that it's fast, but there are also some X sides to it, one of them… so for example, it’s also old fashioned, like a work- like working. Um, and uhh, people don’t think about this but when you steal it actually, you know, requires um, developing different identities, uh you know, maybe there’s one identity you have is the criminal who steals stuff and then the other identity is like, you know, the guy who lives at home with his wife and is nice so, how do you balance between those two identities. Now, you may have noticed that we have two- two dots for check and two dots for X so um, this may be a little bit subjective but as far as I’m concerned, this one is actually a- ooooh “stockadoodle-don’t”. Yeah it's a stockadoodle-don’t so, uh don’t steal and um, yeah that's definitely stockroach official opinion comin’ atcha, don’t steal. It’s bad to steal.

Uh, let's keep moving. Alright now here’s something I’m very excited t-to talk about uh, with you [stammering]- you moneygrubs, which is uh- which is investing. Is inves- do you think investing [stammering], the stockadoodle-dos and don’ts of investing um, investing could be in anything, it could be in cash, it could be in gold, it could be in stock. Uh, I am- as- spee-as the Stockroach myself, I’m obviously a fan of- of stock. Uh, invest in inventions, you could do it in digital, um you could do it in traditional. The biggest thing about investing is that unlike our other options, it is not old-fashioned. Investing is new fashioned. Investing is also the future. I think as the years grow to a higher number, I think we’re gonna have more, more investing, not less uh, some people say less, I definitely say more. And most importantly, the stockroach, uh emphasis on the stock, so, obviously you know, stock is in the name it's a good thing.

Um, one of the big cons, one of the big X’s is that it’s difficult. It’s difficult to invest. And you might even have to go on youtube and watch some videos to learn how to do it but luckily, there is a great channel, um, there’s a lot of great channels for uh, for- for learning how to invest um, stockroach is just one of them but if you wanna try other channels and then come on back to stock- that-that’s fine. This is uh, it’s a big world. So stock- sto- investing is definitely a “[music] stockadoodle-do!” Yeah that was a stockadoodle-do for sure. Ugh, sorry…

Um, after investing, the next one; I love this one, starting a youtube channel. Um, what are- what are the good things? Well number one, real big thing is that if you do it super well you could get over 62 views in just one- in just three ni- ugh, shoot… in just three nights, which is what we did thank you all so much, again. Um, youtube channel is also a great personal project, youtube channel is also fun. Now some of the negative sides are that there will be a lot of competition because there are hundreds, maybe thousands of people using youtube. One of your competitions will actually be against Stockroach so, just cause you’re a fan of the channel, it doesn’t mean that i’m not gonna bring my A game in our-my competition for viewership with you. So, even though it’s kind of an uphill battle for you, I’m gonna say this one is a big, big stockadoodle-dooo [“it’s a stockadoodle-dooo”].

Definitely a big fan of star-starting a youtube channel. Um, now the last way uh, the stockadoodle-do or don’t of investing is actually- I’m gonna give you the answer right away, this ones a stockadoodle-do and what the thing to do is to support your favorite youtube channel. Um, this is really really big for me, I think that investing is not just about uh, making money, it’s also about putting money out into the ecosystem and trying to allocate your resources in the places where you feel that uh, whatever you feel. So um, if you send, you know, maybe one dollar on Paypal to Stockroachreal, um, that could be, you know, one more minute of video footage that i’m able to produce and that could create abundance for all of the pe- over 62 people who are watching. So this is definitely a stockadoodle-, eh it's definitely a [stockadoodle-do], yeah… it’s definitely a stockadoodle-do."

01/17
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Transcript= "[Intro music for 30 seconds]

oh- sorry… alright stockadoodledoo moneygrubs! This is the stockroach um, and I um, I’m gonna be clear up front about this. This is not episode three, alright, this is not episode three of the stockroach, um, so; this channel has kinda been taking off lately so I was thinking that before I get to episode three, I wanted to take a minute to clear up some controversies that have arisen over the course of episodes one through two. Um, just to reiterate this is not episode three, uh, episode three is on the schedule to be filmed on location very soon, uh, this is not episode three this is just addressing some controversies.

Um, the first controversy that's coming up in the comments regarding what people are saying is uh, a lot of people have said “did I draw the stockroach logo myself”. um, and that is in reference to the stockroach uh, desktop logo. And the answer to that question is yes, I did draw the stockroach, you can see it right here, it’s the one that's in my art style. uh, that said this is a composite image, so the stockroach is featured here as a member of the captain ginyu force. I did not draw the ginyu force, this was drawn by Dragon Ball Z, uh, this is the original Dragon Ball Z artwork. So the question of did you draw that, the answer is yes.

Um, related question that's probably coming up next would be “can you draw uh, the captain ginyu force”, uh, and the answer to that would be uh, yes I can draw basically anything in my own style and uh, I will plan on doing a drawing of Captain Ginyu for a future stockroach episode. And, by the way if there are any other things uh, people, things, vice versa that you want me to draw, uhh, you can let me know in the comments… and I’ll- I’ll get uh, I’ll stay on top of that.

Uh, the next controversy is, a lot of people have said like uh-

[microphone shuffling]

a lot of people have said uh, various things about, regarding, I don’t speak Japanese or what is- what is the translation of the Japanese lyrics of the stockroach theme song, um so, I put them up here- uh, I put them up- I put them up right here for you. Um, I did write and compose this myself uh, so you can see the way it's written here, that the Japanese is written in um, in Japanese and then the English translation is written in, in italics… So, the first line of ‘Sutokkurochi No Toki’ translates uh, to ‘Now is Stockroach’s time’, and then you can see the next one is ‘I am Stockroach’ and I feel like in English, the english, it doesn’t do the original justice; if you- if you read this in Japanese it’s very poetic, um… you know, Toki- Rochi- there’s a rhyme; um, and aside from that there’s just, there is a beauty inherent in uh, in these words, and if you don’t speak Japanese, I gotta say stop sleeping on this um, I think it’s one of the big investments you can make right now is probably in Japan um, and a lot of great stuff is coming, coming soon from that part of the world, um- gonna put- let me put a dash here, yeah, there ya go.. Um, save… uh…

So, answer is yes.

Um, the third controversy, I like this one cause it's a pretty simple question is people are wondering how old I am. um, and the answer to that is I would say that I am, uhh, in the 30+ uhh, a-range of ages uh, which means, for example, I’ve been out of high school for uhh, a long time. uh, I’m an entrepreneur; I’m in the 30+ age range, overall. The last controversy, a lot of people are having trouble clicking on the paypal link at the end of my last episode and the reason for that is that it’s not a link you guys, it’s just a powerpoint, um, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried Powerpoint before but you can’t just click on words. Um, the way to get the uh, to get to the paypal is you actually have to go into Safari or whatever your internet explorer is uh, I use Safari and you have to type it in here. so. I’ll go ahead and do that for you. Um… uh, hold on, it has to go- so it has to go at the top of the- of the explorer, um...

[sounding out stockroachREAL while typing]

there we go, so it’s typed in now, it’s typed into the explorer which means that all you actually have to do is push enter and it’ll take you there, so I’m not uh, I’m not even gonna close this, I’m just gonna minimize it so it’s still open, all you have to do is uh… is push enter on your internet explorer and that should take you there. Um, alright that's all that controversies that I have today to clear up so uh, lets uh, hm-

[sound clip plays]

that’s right. Alright stockadoodledoo my friends, I’ll see you next time.

Alright… there we go…

[gasp]

OH fu- ugh"

01/21
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Transcript= "Alright what’s up moneygrubs, this the stockroach uh, we got a great episode today about buying your first stock, uh, but before we get started uh, I just wanted to acknowledge something which is that episode one has reached over 100 views in only two days, uh, and that’s great, whereas episode two is- is kinda hovering around the 20s, that’s not as good and a lot of people would be disappointed in my situation but honestly I’m not, I consider this a success. uhh, I consider myself happy about what’s happening because I think that failure is actually a kind of success, because it’s a step toward another success and I decided that I wanted not to uh, hide from this fact, but I want to celebrate failure today. I wanna celebrate it with you, I wanna share this failure with all of you moneygrubs. So I changed my desktop image again, um… This time it’s a screenshot from episode two, you can probably see that right here uhh, and what I love about this picture is that it tells a story… cause here we have, you know, where I was at over 62 views, down here we have where I am which is 25 views. And then I feel like the rest of the desktop is where I wanna be. I wanna be in the blue frame, I wanna be out- out there um, I wanna re- I wanna be relocated; I wanna relocate the numbers of views to a higher number, um… Okay I don’t know how this folder got here, but… this is clearly a virus, so…

[sounds out ‘stockadoodledoo’ while typing]

Alright, that’ll get rid of that…

um so, th-that’s right so today’s episode is about buying your first stock. Um, and personally I think the best stock uh, to start with would be a penny stock for the obvious reason that a penny is something that anybody has, you know, guy on the street has a penny… your parents probably have a penny, if you don’t and you just borrow it. Um, and the website that I like most to use for penny stocks is google, and we can get there… through the search engine, um, it’s an easy- it’s an easy website to get to, you just type in the name ‘google’, um, and I like to make sure that it goes to the google website because it's easy to accidentally go to the google email or google pictures for example so… you might have to scroll down a little bit but this is the one to click on; the google website.

Um, and uhh- uhh, Google's- Google’s great for finding stocks, all you- all you really have to type in to buy a penny stock is just ‘buy penny stock’. Um and you could click literally any one of these websites, I’m gonna click the top one cause it looks, you know, I think the asterisk is a good uhhh, a good uhh, it’s a good shape. it’s a good shape to include.

Um, so... when you buy your first stock you will have to open an account obviously. um, which is easy to do, it's uh- it’s literally a click of a button. Um, and, I’m an individual and most of you are as well unless you’re married then you would choose um, custodial… until your child comes of legal age. Um, and all of- all of you are gonna be- be not existing customers obviously so just… put in your name. um, yeah- yeah, SR for Stockroach. Um, phone number, uhh email address that’s easy… official-.R-Residential address, so the resident-, resident-, uuhh means to live so it's wherever you live, so for me um…. Zip code, that’s easy, it's just your zip code. Oh goodness… uhh... United States is good and that's…so that's step one is you do this page. um, and then you just keep- you keep putting in information about yourself, you do- you do the date of birth, uh, for example so… looks good, um…

oh! Wow! I put uh- this- that was a crazy typo, I don’t know how that happened, this is supposed to be 1984. I was thinking ‘cause, uh somet- sometimes I- [stammer] I use a lot of different numbers uh, in my line of work, so… um… okay… And that’s good if it shows up as X’s, that just means that it’s accepted your uhh social security number. um…. Occupation... I’m gonna put ‘other’ because the stockroach is, as you know, one of a kind. Uh...youtube… um, this stuff isn’t important because I work online so… uhh… annual income is important though, you wanna…. They need to know how much money you have so they know which kinds of stocks to uh, tell you about. Um...um… you know what? Just to make it quick… Um… Alright, it’s uh, it’s working.

Okay well, I’m sure this is gonna load up in a minute and then we can buy a bunch of penny stocks together but uhh… while we’re waiting, let me just minimize this window and um, oh, you know what actually I gotta go you guys stockadoodledoo."

02/02
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Transcript= "Alright stockadoodledoo, this is the stockroach. Welcome back, welcome back to my show.

Um, got some real stu- fun- got some real fun stuff planned for you today but I just really wanna quickly wanna acknowledge um, the obvious, which is that episode three is not, a-again is not doing great. I think we got off to a really strong start and then we petered out but like I said before I’m not ashamed of this, I’m not embarrassed, uh, i’m someone who celebrates failure uh, so…

I’ve changed my desktop background again and you can see down here 19 views um, which i think is- when I look at this what I see is it gives me hope because, you know, sometimes you get an F on a test and then you don’t do any homework in a class but you say sorry to the teacher and she gives you like a B+. So, when I look at 19 views I’m just- I just see the F before the B+ and I think we’re gonna- we’re gonna get to that B+ really, really soon…

but in the meantime um, I wanted to share with you something really special which is the Captain Ginyu drawing that you’ve all been asking for, so let me um… uhh… um… uh… okay so it’s this one, and i’m gonna just… oh… so, uhh… you know what, before i open the draw- i’m gonna get- lets- lets do a drumroll, I wanna build a little bit of um, suspense, so, gimme just a second here...So i’m gonna record the drum..oh…. Sorry I have to find the drumroll first…

[sigh]

okay…

[various percussion instrument noises]

One of these is gonna be like a drumroll, like a, like a snare drum… That’s pretty close… if i do a few of em… or like uh… yeah that's like a drum roll… maybe if i combine- i’m gonna combine a couple sounds s-so, yeah… yeah so that's gonna be like a really good drumroll, um- just give me a sec., one pa- just- as a practice… here we go…

[“drumroll”]

Okay, so here i’m just recording the drumroll and um, now that it’s recorded- the great thing about uhh, using online software as opposed to li- an acoustical software is the looping feature so I can take, I can take this drumroll and I can loop it as long as i want to, um.. For example, I'm gonna do 10 seconds for today. And now when I go to the captain ginyu I can say, for example like, “drum roll please!”

Okay so, um… now we’re gonna stop the drum roll and here’s captain ginyu.

[Dog Barking]

sssh, hol- hold on…

[dog still barking]

Um, so that's captain ginyu aanndd that is… it for today! Stockadoodledoo you all next time we’ll be back to um some financial investment related advice and if there's anything else you want me to draw just let me know in the comments uhh… stockadoodledoo!

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